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He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day
I wish I could be a stone German
That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder
Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.
When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)
When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold”
A clear blue stone: usually the size of a dollop of shampoo (when those shampoo bottles tell you to squirt a dime size) and the stone magically cleanses your slutness
Shalisa went to the store to buy her vagina stone and I'm glad she finally did ugh you could just tell from a mile away that she hadn't gotten hers taken care of.
When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.
I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.
The sensation of applying benzoylmethylecgonine to ones incisors.
I love the stone freeze from this coke!!