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On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
Used to describe something that isn't that bad making it sound a lot worse.
Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"
Person 2 "WHAT?!"
Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"
When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.
I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).
tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement
Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane
When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!