Rentapest Syndrome

A form of mental illness. Symptoms include the tendancy to throw a massive tantrum about the smallest of things, a need to have everything his/her way, and an inability to form friendships with other human beings.

Never trust someone suffering from Rentapest Syndrome, they will inevitably attempt to stab you in the back. Fortunately, someone suffering from this illness is also very stupid, and are more likely to kill themselves than anyone else.

Man: "Here Mr Brown, let me give you a million dollars"

Rentapest Syndrome sufferer: "Get the fuck away from me! These dollar bills are all creased you fuck! I hate you!"

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Slxayz Syndrome

When a male repeatedly twerks on his xbox in the closet. Typically used to release anger after getting dropped off by a 98 pure point forward on the 2s court.

HOLY SH*T, he got the Slxayz Syndrome!

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Romcom syndrome

The thinking that having a relationship partner will make your life problem go away.

Rosie is having a romcom syndrome with her boyfriend.

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Bradshaw Syndrome

When you dance like Michael Jackson and are really clever. It is rarely seen, but when it is - it's pretty amazing. It is well known in the north west of England, but it is swiftly spreading throughout the world. Bradshaw is becoming increasingly commmon so watch your backs. Hope for Swine Flu.

A boy took ill when he suffered from Bradshaw Syndrome. He jumped out of his seat in a geography lesson, leapt on to the table and danced like the great man himself

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dirtbag syndrome

An extreme wanderlust brought on by one or more intensely enjoyable experiences with outdoor activities (climbing, hiking, kayaking, snowboarding, cliff diving) that results in greatly reduced productivity as most of your time at work is spent actively wishing that you were back outside, per the dirtbag lifestyle.

Brian used to be so hard-working and down-to-earth, but after his friends took him ski-mountaineering, he's come down with a serious case of dirtbag syndrome.

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lollipop syndrome

When a girl's head is too big for her body - lollipop syndrome

That skinny bitch has lollipop syndrome

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badass syndrome

A disorder which causes the sufferer to take being tough, aggressive, or uncooperative to a whole new level of extreme. A B-A-M-F with NO LIMITS! (Who is usually VERY LOUD!)

Damn! Those Jacobs Girls sure got that badass syndrome. They got it from their Daddy! They got it from their Daddy!

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