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it's literally in the god damn name. it means your weird. Weird Buddy, You're Weird.
A Dude: I had sex with a guy last night
You: Weird Buddy, Your Weird
To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.
Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.
The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...
Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
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august 9th is the day where you find a drinking buddy and have a sesh.
i cant wait for august 9th, it’s national drinking buddies day!
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when a guy fucks a girl so0o hard and her pussy turns red then he says fukin right buddy
greg is a aexample he fucked the shit out of brittany
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4/20. The day where every Colin is gifted with the savoury snack of all original cheddar goldfish to then be absorbed of its sustenance on an especially rainy day.
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When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.
It could be because of Age differences, Religion orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), etc.
But, he cares a whole lot about this woman, and she is his One and Only Squeeze, right now.
I've got some "free time" right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "Queen Fuck-buddy".
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A largely known norteño rapper from the west coast florida area. Currently locked up cuz he's so cool. A tattoo artist, and a man whore. cuz he's so pretty. great freestyler.
Lyrics to one song...
Talkin shit,
spilling lead.
Empty clips,
wearing red.
Thinkin that I'm tripping with that coke instead.
better leave just so you left....
Another One...
Bitches in the back,
see they dont even know where they be goin.
following the g's and i dont even think they know them.
but its all gravy just grab a random lady and maybe you'll be so as to lucky to get two...
drunk bitches makin moves goin up and down on you what the fuck you gonna do when you drunk a cup of goose feelin good to the booze you gonna wake up in the back of a caprice with your dickies to your knees saying bitch get offa me.....
jit 1: damnz can you understand my buddy roach?
jit 2: no but it sounds kool.
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