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When a woman takes on the same attitude, thoughts, actions as a male
"yea we went out to dinner n it was lovely n then back to his, we slept together now im kinda not interested"
"Woah babe, u got a bit of a dude-i-tude"
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Best movie fucking ever, with Ashton Kutcher in it.
Dude, have you seen Dude Where's My Car ? I love that movie so much, I watched it six times this weekend.
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A meme in the Markiplier fandom. It started after Markiplier fans found a Tweet that a Troyler shipper posted with a photo where her view of Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan was blocked by Markiplier. She evidently didn't know who Mark was, as the Tweet containing the picture read "CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE".
Markiplier fans subsequently began posting photo edits where they put Mark, as seen in the picture from the Tweet, over famous pictures and scenes from movies, among other things. They also began simply making text posts on Tumblr and posting comments on Mark's videos that say "CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE".
CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE.
When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"
Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
A try hard at call of duty
What are you doing?
Playing a game
You are such a heet (long hair dude)
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A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...
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Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations
1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.
2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.
3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.
Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow
Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.
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