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When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.
My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.
Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.
I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon
its a barbecue bacon burger
I eat a barbecue bacon burger
A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.
The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.
To Jerk Off....
Dude...Did we just walk in on him flip'n the bacon?!
A slang term for making out with small blonde women.
Jazzy Bacon is mobile
Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"