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Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.
My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.
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A Social-Cultural organization at the University of California, San Diego dedicated to promoting Hawaiian/Polynesian culture and the Aloha Spirt in the greater San Diego area.
The organization was founded in 1989 by a group of Hawaiian students attending UCSD. It is non-exclusionary, and individuals of all backgrounds are encouraged to join.
The clubβs official name is β βOhana O AikΔne,β which is Hawaiian for βfamily of friends.β
In addition to social events, the club is the university's premier Polynesian/Hawaiian traditional dance group, and offers free dance lessons, as well as putting on a large luau each spring.
Leilani: The UCSD Hawaii Club annual Spring Luau is coming up! Are you going?
Jake: Totally!
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Amy Diamond club is full of 'popular' attention seekers, with no life. it also contains wannabe emos, wannabe scenes & sex snobs.
It's the bitchiest club on Stardoll. It's also full of pathetic girls pretending to be scene/emo guys, usually called Jake, although the some of the members caught onto this, naming them "shemales"
They are evil, self-centered cows who want to put others down. they pick on people and destory their lives. the ages range from 8-18 because the people are that sad as to stay on a baby girl website until their late teenage years. most of them have been or are suicidal. Of course, itβs all attention seeking anyway.
AD Shemale: "Omgg, I ish liike so emooo. I'm called Jakee."
AD Popular: "Ugh. Shemale!"
AD Attention Seeker: "Like, fml, I'm gonna overdose."
OC Visitor: "Oh God, it's so Amy Diamond club."
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A hit reality show on Oxygen, which takes seven self proclaimed bad girls from the different parts of outside world and puts them into one house in Los Angeles. The show has been made famous because of certain cast members (Ripsi) who have been mocked on shows like The Soup. Most of the original cast either leaves or gets kicked out for fighting, that means we get to meet even more bad girls.
"Did you see the Bad Girls Club last night?!"
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Doing anything sexual in an aeroplane at least a mile off the ground.
As the airhostess passed Johnny he copped a feel of her big juicy ass. She looked around to see everyone asleep and then leaned into Johnny, her big juicy tits in his face and whispered "Would you like to be part of the mile high club?" Johnny nodded eagerly! She led him into the empty First Class area and told him to sit on the bed. He did as told and then she started to rub his cock, the rubbing then turned to licking, which then turned to sucking and the she started humming. Johnny was in heaven! Just before orgasm she took off her skirt and jumped on him and they had the most wild sex ever. A few passangers woke up because of the noise... but they just waited for their turns.
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A members-only club for people that have contracted all four major viral STDsβHIV , HPV (genital warts), herpes, and hepatitis.
We just took my buddy, Al, out to drinks to celebrate his entry into the 4-H Club courtesy of that Vegas skank.
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A person who is so broke in the club, but has enough money to buy a bag of chips and has those young crumbs transmitted everytime they give ya daps.
"Hey man do you have a dollar?"
"Why, to buy some skulkin chips in the club?"
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