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pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.
i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.
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Salty Ice Cream is a term that was uploaded onto the site by the username Alexander Clifton Desnoyers.
Guy: Did you heard “Salty Ice Cream” on TikTok?
Girl: No. i do not heard it until now.
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An Indian Woman's Hot Wet Pussy
"Man have you seen that new Indian woman Muhgda who just moved next door? Damn shes so fine, i just want to bury my face into her sweet curry cream pie!"
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this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)
"i think i have frost bite on my dick from all that banana ice cream"
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When a girl sucks a guys cum, and then the guy sucks the girls breastmilk. The two then make out and swap the disgusting drink in their mouths.
"We ran out of sex positions and we were thirsty so we thought why not? Lets give ourselves a Milk n Cream"
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When you jiz in a cup then dump it in your room mates shampoo.
Haha Sean just got a cream filling! That bastard had it comming.
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An alcoholic beverage made by a sailor and his monkey through acts of bestiality where the semen of both partners is mixed in with cream soda and any type of alcoholic beverage beginning with the name of a male character i.e. Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, etc.. The beverage originated in the land of the Irish during the period of the major agricultural downfall known as the Irish Potato Famine. When natives immigranted due to the crop failures, along went the Sailors Cream Soda. As they sailed to the United States of America, sailors aboard almost every ship would produce the alcoholic beverage and store them in bottles. Amongst arrival in the United States in 1846, it popularized and spread throughout the states. Although unpopular today, the Sailors Cream Soda changed the life of our ancestors. The beverage formed what would become the modern day United States of America.
"Sailors work hard aboard their extravagant ship in order to satisfy their wives by making bottles of Sailors Cream Soda. with monkeys."
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