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yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat February 27, 2016


Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head

Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars

by Wrestle Mania May 14, 2011


JIZZ TWINKIES

MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES

jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)

Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"

by Gay_kid June 18, 2021


Jizz wank

A fat wanker

Go away you jizz wank

by Clit popper January 8, 2018


narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

by akolaad May 6, 2016


Jizz dusting

Farting out someone else's jizz, similar to crop dusting, but with cum. Synonyms: cum dusting.

"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."

by Bostondubs November 19, 2017


jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.

I jizzed on your mom

by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024