Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
That one teacher that acts like a bitch.
Dang that teacher is such a Karen lord
An idiot. A useless person. Usually thinks the sun shines out their ass, but is mistaken.
A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.
Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!
I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.
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You're the lord of the wild .
Tipi lord is when you slap your cock on her pussy a few times to make sure there’s nothing else in there
A hypelord has a Goth / Zumiez style along with multiple piercings, usually people who spend most of their time on Dead by Daylight or DayZ.
Hypelords spend their time yearning for online attention (clout).
Tommy: "Have you seen Meredy? Why has he suddenly started smoking so much weed and starting problems with people?"
Mia: "Yeah, he's such a pussy, almost like a hypelord."
Definition: Hype lord - Hypelord: an internet E-boy desperate for attention