A Noah is someone who you fall head-over-heals for, kind of like a first crush but on crack. A Noah causes you to lose your mind and common sense as you quickly become infatuated and obsessed. A Noah will come out of thin air and while it might confuse others at first, Noahs are inevitable and you will one day fall into their trap. No matter how hard you try to forget, a Noah will NEVER go away.
"Do you remember that time you hardcore crushed on and stalked ____?"
"Yeah, he's my Noah."
Biggest cock sucker you've ever known.
They're always trying to suck on someone's dick, no matter who.
They just cant stop sucking dicks.
They actually opened the jar containing Rasputin's 9inch flacid penis and sucked on it for 4 straight days
Jerry: "Yeah man, I think Tom is a total Noah, he wont stop trying to suck my dick"
Benjamin: "Oh shit here comes Tom! I'm gonna hide before he sucks my penis again"
Loves having sex with men
is gay
Noah loves getting dicked down during sex
a kid who loves to play but be careful he has an attitude. a Noah can be tall and loving but not easy to work with.
Noah is sooo awesome
noah is my brother
will get rejected by every female who's name starts with s
I just can't have a relationship right now Noah