bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

Bus Hobo

A person who's always on the bus that grabs stranger's breasts or groins.

Bus Hoboing: The act of grabbing a stranger's breasts or groins on the bus

'That dude so bus hoboed me today!!'

'I wanna bus hobo her!!'

I was on the bus with it

The act of getting road head while driving a big vehicle.

Bro, how did things go with that girl last night? "I was on the Bus with it"

Family Bus

A whole fist in the va-jay-jay.

"Hey man what did you do last night?"
"I gave her the family bus"

Bus Milk

Milk obtained from a breast-feeding woman on a bus, train or plane.

I just got a mouthful of bus milk

snake bus

An articulated bus. They are typically 60 feet long and they can accommodate almost twice as many passengers than that of a standard-sized bus. They are often seen in big cities (e.g. Phoenix, New York, Houston, Chicago, or San Francisco).

I see a snake bus on a busy route dropping off and picking up passengers downtown!

Boyle Bus

Absolute sick cunt. Can be found vaping in classrooms or going down Glenferrie Road on his motorised bike.

"Wow that's a real boyle bus over there vaping on his motorised bike."