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dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike March 6, 2016


Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate

Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home

by Bignz December 10, 2021


grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016


clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.

Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!

by NewsCan123456 August 28, 2017


clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.

Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?

by Abberdabber February 20, 2016


Clam-o-gram

The female version of a dick pic

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...

by Clam go January 4, 2021


Clam powder

The dust of an old lady's vagina.

You should have seen the clam powder puffs as I was ass banging your granny last night!

by *******JOHN******* July 29, 2020