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While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.
"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."
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A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.
Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.
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I'm fed up of all this "oh, greatest band EVER" shit. It's been said so many times, and that is NOT a definition. If you like them that much, go join their fan club or create a shrine in your bedroom or whatever.
I'm sure you're all licking the arses of Nirvana and Metallica in other definitions you've made as well...
OK, they're a decent band, with a few good songs, but totally overrated! There are so many more talented people out there who don't feel the need to be drug addicts to appeal to millions of fuckwits all around the world who think that somehow that liking Guns n Roses makes them connoisseurs of music.
Anyone I see wearing Guns n Roses or Nirvana t-shirts are immediately labelled as "posers". Because if they were real fans, they wouldn't feel the need to prove they like the band with shitty overpriced merchandise.
Do I really need an example?
Fuckwit: Hey, look at my new Guns n Roses hoodie! Now people might finally think I'm not a loser because I seem to be interested in "real music"!
Sensible person: Real music? Who says what music is real and what music isn't? Get off your high horse and just listen to what music you want to listen to, rather than what you feel you *have* to listen to, because it's what everyone else considers "cool". Retard...
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When a girl runs through a gauntlet of 20 guys trying to cum on her, only to get it up her nose by the last guy who is standing at the end of the gauntlet.
I saw Mary the other day, she had a shirt that said 'I Survived the 21 Gun Salute.'
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