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A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.
NO! Heart attacking is a word fucking idiot
Aka Valentines day.
1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.
2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.
3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
Catholic school girls who are known for being lesbian. Scared heart girls are fit but you never know who’s lesbian and who’s not. But not all of them are lesbian don’t be fooled lads. You can tell who they are by their skirts year 7s are nuns when year 10 and 11 are full on sluts. Their teachers care more about their skirt length than their education but overall a good school to go
Scared Heart is lesbian school
Do you see how long that sacred heart girls skirt is
A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.
Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation
Tana Mongeau’s favourite 2 words in which she used everyday to describe everything that jake does 😍
When your boyfriend tosses you salad, heart eyes
Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.
Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”
Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”