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When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.
MULTIPLE JIZZ TWINKIES
jizz twinkies are a fun way to ejaculate :)
Guy: "wanna help me to create jizz twinkies"
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.
Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.
"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry