Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.

Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.

paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.

He received a paper job in the bathroom.

Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

Paper eater

An album by Gupi, released in late 2022.

(In the car)

P1: Yo, Gupi just dropped!

P2: Oh shit, play it on the speakers!

(Song begins)

P2: Damn this song ‘goop honker’ slaps! What’s the album?

P1: It says ‘Paper Eater’

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

Papers Now

The one who help in Writing & Proofreading.

Whenever in need, Papers Now is my savior