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1) When you ask a hot girl of sexual prowess to also prove her intellectual worth.
2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair.
3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms.
1) "Yo, show me your flow chart. Lets see if your speech is as clever as your vulva."
2) "Show me that wild flow chart!"
3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet."
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A phrase for intimidate someone to say his real personality
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The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)
Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.
Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.
Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
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THE ACT OF BESTOWING, DEMONSTRATING or EXHIBITING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ONTO A JO NISHA KELLY:
1 a (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates> b : an assurance of love <give her my love>
2 : warm attachment, enthusiasm, or devotion <love of the sea>
3 a : the object of attachment, devotion, or admiration <baseball was his first love> b (1) : a beloved person : darling —often used as a term of endearment (2) British —used as an informal term of address
4 a : unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another: as (1) : the fatherly concern of God for humankind (2) : brotherly concern for others b : a person's adoration of God
5 : a god or personification of love
6 : an amorous episode : love affair
7 : the sexual embrace : copulation
8 : a score of zero (as in tennis)
9 capitalized Christian Science : god
COURTESY OF VERONICA ACOSTA ;-)
I you show Jo-SUM-luv you will not be attacked by a KRACKIN!
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1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.
2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.
3. A way to end your way to end your "career."
4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.
Mel Gibson's new movie is hotter than a "Great White" show.
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not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.