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when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire
don’t you know love it when dick wall fire
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You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on
Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.
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He’s got no money left, he’s spunked it up the wall.
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This is a game invented by Josh & Kyle.
wut you need:
1. you need 1 superball
2. you need at least 2 players
3. you need 1 couch
4. you need a room to play in
Rules:
1. no player at anytime may leave his/her knees
2. put the couch about three feet from the wall, parralel to the wall
3. throw the superball as hard as you can at the wall making sure to clear the couch
4. the object is to be the one to get the ball back, so you can throw it at the wall and domerock the other person.
5. most important rule, it is maditory to eat a butterfinger powerbar and drink a coke before starting any game of "supperball off the wall"
6. this game could get very expensive, make sure to clear the room before playing
"wanna play superball off the wall?"
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When playing Call Of Duty Black Ops and you get a FMJ shot through a wall and feel like saying wall bang instead of fmj shot.
Friend: "Dude I just got a wall bang shot.
Me: "Wall bang??"
Friend: "Yeah, I shot a guy through a wall."
Me: "That's called an FMJ shot buddy."
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Breaking the Third wall is when a character acknowledges directly or indirectly that they are in a movie, tv show, comic book, book. (Ex: a manga character says “This situation is insane! It’s not like we’re in a manga or something!)
That character seriously just started breaking the third wall!
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Place a piece of human fecal matter upon a person's bare chest and have them run chest first into a wall, creating a Steamy Wall-Banger
Hey dude thanks for leaving a Steamy Wall-Banger on my living room wall.
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