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turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 27, 2010

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Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire

1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands

by turd-burglar March 18, 2010

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Turd Burglar

A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces

If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!

by Doctor Bunghole August 27, 2008

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Turd skank

The worse kind of skank there is. They are so skanky they smell like a shit.

She's suck a turd skank.

by Judge dredd7 May 21, 2011

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Hitler Turd

A dude who dresses, looks, talks, or acts like Hitler. He usually smells like sour kraut or feline semen.

Bob: Dude, you're a Hitler Turd.

Adolf: ESSEN DIE JUDE!!!!!! (eat the jews)

Bob: ...faggot

by elephantscrotum August 13, 2011

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turd pool

Swimming pool frequented mostly by niggers.

We're taking the kids to the new pool in town; 'wanna come? No way man, that place is a turd pool.

by Jimbo66 July 15, 2009

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Turd Hunting

(tΓΊrdΒ­Β­-hun-ting)
1. The term used to describe the activity (popularized by the famous skateboarder Bam Margera) one enjoys after releasing fecal matter, where they stand above the toilet, and aim at their floating targets, spraying them with their urine like a fire hose into a fine mushy brown powder

2. A homosexual activity

1. "I left a huge log in the toilet, so I decided to do a little turd hunting, seeing as how easy a target it was"

2. "Marilyn Manson loves turd hunting"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

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