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A stupid-ass website where stupid-ass people write stupid-ass definitions to stupid-ass sexual innuendos. Where dipshits write definitions (except me, of course, because i had the balls to tell you this
You looked at urban dictionary for an actual definition?!?!?!? That's like doing research on Wikipedia
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a place people come to research things when they should be doing something else. Also, as these people scroll down the page, the definitions get more and more sexual in nature.
Why are all the definitions on urban dictionary so not about what I'm looking for?
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A place where perverted loners post ridiculous definitions of slang terms or crazy made up words. Also used by people who have absolutely no idea what certain profane words mean that they see in Youtube videos.
Billy: "Hey, what happened to that good friend of ours Joe? He got wasted on pot or something?"
Bob: "Probably ended up being Urban Dictionary's top poster and top user."
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A place where people of all backgrounds can come together and force their definition of words on the world.
Urban Dictionary is for fags
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One who understands how and when to seamlessly transition from one kind of social and or professional environment to another.
She is an Urban Chameleon as one day she was skiing on the alps of Switzerland and the next day she was upside down dancing in the West Indian Labor Day Parade.
Kenny uses being an Urban Chameleon to his advantage as he articulates himself in standard American English at work to be taken seriously but when he is hanging out with his friends he speaks in a more relaxed tongue.
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Your "Everyday Joe" who trains like a military soldier both mentally and physically to prepare themselves for when SHTF.
Those civilians who train for battle today, will be the urban operators of tomorrow.
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n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."
Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.
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