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When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.
Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.
Instead of saying Twat Waffle say the non inappropriate version Tater tot waffle
Missy: You’re a Twat Waffle
Mister: Hey don’t say that say Tater Tot Waffle
Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.
Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.
Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!
a company formed by 3 students at hamburg high school.Shane,Mike,and Vinny.
I ate so many rofl waffles I vomited worse than the time i drank that bottle of ipacac.
On the drunk scale of 1-10, it rates a 3. The stage where you're approaching a buzz. See tipsy.
Keli: How do you feel now?
Heather: I feel.. Eggo Waffles drunk.
"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)