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Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006


Three point shooter

A man who bends wrists in an effeminate way.

When I went home for thanksgiving dinner my mom could see I was a three point shooter.

by MissMollySue February 7, 2020


Three Fucksketeers

The ultimate mashup of 3 incredible personalities that make up a fantastic trio of best friends. To be compared to a Fucksketeer is equivalent as to say you were raised amongst the "God of Best Friends". Simply cannot be replaced and will forever hold its friendship value as time goes on.

"Here come the Three Fucksketeers, kindly resume drinking your Moosehead and press play to resume the next Star Wars episode"

by Sam Fed April 17, 2017


Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018


Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022


Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022


Three way rodeo

Double Penetration on a tire swing.

Rachel had a three way rodeo in the park with two strangers last night.

by Sharkles August 26, 2016