yo honey's shot

The best line from the Paris Hilton Sex Video.
If you haven't seen it, you're missing out.

Yo honey's shot! Proud African black man muthafucka!

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Came at Yo Smitty

to get treated. for somebody to come at yo head(smitty)in a disrespectful or playful way

Girl 1:Why yo shoes leanin to the side?
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva

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Yo Young Tug.

Saying What's Up Little Thug.

Bill: Yo Young Tug.

Bob: Nothing Much

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Fuck yo couch

A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.

*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."

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balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

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yo mom gay

matt potvins life described in 3 words

matt yo mom gay

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Yo mum fat

The truth...

Yo mum fat, I hope you know that.

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