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the best presidant the US has seen in a long time
me: LOOK ITS DONALD TRUMP
them: eww u like that man
me: YES HES THE BEST
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*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*
fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
joe donald trump biden rap is the new raper god les goooooo
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the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.
person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy
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When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.
Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
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A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.
This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
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Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.
QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"
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The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
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