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Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.
Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!
THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM
"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"
When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.
Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.
After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.
Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.
A long string of shit straight out the anus
Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass
one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle