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Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?
Now you'll never see me cry
There's just No Time to Die..
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the act of masturbation on a schedule
Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!
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It’s my wife and I’s Anniversary! She said she is up for some seat time!
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When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.
Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!
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In the hunting world, the time when legal shooting may commence. Usually one half before sunrise.
There was a Game Warden at my hunting spot, so I had to call and wake up my Dad to verify shoot time.
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these times are too scary for me
After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.
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a spare hour or two spent in the company of someone who has a nickname of "MO"
The time must be incredible, and involve an adventure or a pointless roadtrip which leads no-where
I spent mo-time in a car to tescos, before we found out they didnt sell what we wanted.
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