April 27th

People born on this day are most likely a fag

My brother was born on April 27th he is a fag :D

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april 12

your girl will suck your cock

omg can i suck ur cock please its april 12

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April 13th

On April 13th it is a tradition for everyone to have a free n word pass.

“Yo my n**** what’s up!”
“Woah man what was that for you lookin like a marshmallow saying stuff like that fool?!”
“Chill bro it’s April 13th!”
“Aye I gottchu homie”

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April 24th

National rape day? Nah, National mutilate men day. The day that you can literally beat a man to the point of death without any punishment. See a good earlobe? Rip that bitch off. Same applies to penises. Happy cutting girlies.

If a man tries to touch you on April 24th. Mutilate his genitals. period xoxo

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April 2

April 2 is hump day where you hump stuff

why is everone humping walls oh its april 2

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April 26th

National Eat Porridge Day

April 26th, National Eat Porridge Day Is when Nibbas Eat Porridge

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April 15

Break up with your girlfriend day

April 15th is breakup with your girlfriend day

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