Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey
The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
Person 1: Hey where did Egg go?
Person 2: Bacon Lab.
Person 1: Oh.
a man that is uncircumcised
Rosie, I don't know if I want to hit it, i am sure he has extra bacon on it.
A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
When you leave bacon in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off bacon tastes like cardboard.