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A girl with a really nasty vagina!
I was about to pork her but she had elgurgas beef stroganoff
A delicious, fatty, & salty treat in a can that resembles dog food.
Yo, you got any corned beef hash?
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when a girl is sucking your dick and you blow the load into her hand. Then she rubs it all over your balls and you t-bag her righteously
Rick: Yo dude i heard Kruz gave Caroline some beef n cheese last night!
DJ: Yea man she had slimy balls all up in her mouth! I'ma get that shit from Alicia tonight! Holla at meh
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A girl whos vagina is similar to roast beef
Ashley Casiano is such a beef curtain
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The Most holy being on the face of the planet he is a god amoung man can keep all the woman in the world happy for ever
Terri: hey i went to see Grand Master Beef last night
Amanda: And...?
Terri: i didn't know there was anything beyond a multiple orgasm!!!
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This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".
However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.
This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.
Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......
Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.
I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.
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When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.
Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.
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