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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


blood whenb tge colouds and i see a oukkow viice

blood rains from the skies, staining the meadows with crimson and the people with war. an oukkow appears of of nowhere, an ethereal being. the people. are at last viice.

oh no! i've got an injury! guess its time for the blood whenb tge colouds and i see a oukkow viice oh thanks viice (oukkows away)

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023


you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol

I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake πŸ’―πŸ€§πŸ˜

by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021


he acts like we dont know his blood type

The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do

Harrry styles asked: β€œif you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.

by Fruityman’s property November 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

by Am I black? December 1, 2020


High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

When you are fat and this is what you get.

After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

by Officeworks June 19, 2022

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023