Guam bomb

a old, small, cheap Guam car bought for use while stationed on Guam. Has no wheelcovers or hubcaps.

The military only ships one car, so we got a Guam bomb for a second set of wheels while we're here.

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Like Bomb

The act of systematically liking everything on a person's wall either for funsies or revenge. The result? Probably a couple hundred notifications.

Tom: I'm wicked bored.

Matt: Me too.

Tom: Let's go like bomb the crap out of Chris's wall!

Matt: Sounds good.

Chris: WTF? WHY DO I HAVE 367 NEW NOTIFICATIONS?

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shit bomb

The act of rushing to the toilet unsure of it being a false alarm (fart) or actual shit. Once on the toilet the anus lets out a small fart crescendoing into a massive vibration and finishing with shit coming out in the end.

Guy 1: "Be right back man, i don't know if this is a fart or shit"
Guy2: "Ok"
10 minutes later
Guy1:"Yup it was a shit bomb"
Guy2:"Holy shit i thought it was an earthquake"

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Bomb-skeet

Used to describe a bitch so fine that you would skeet all over her from her head to her toes.

"Yo dawg, that bitch is fuckin' bomb-skeet."

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shit bomb

A dirty diaper, filled with baby poop which is dropped into a public trash can or left in a public place. It may remain there for a long period before being removed.

Oh, God! That woman left a shit bomb in the women's room and you can hardly breath in there.

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Event Bombing

The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!

High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.

"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"

"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"

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Bomb Hiroshima

Describes when an individual of Caucasian appearance takes a massive dump in a public bathroom generally tended to by Asians.

Typically an act of revenge exerted on the cubical closest to the bathroom's entrance in order to maximise stench emanation/wafting.

Related: To Bomb Pearl Harbour

-Dude, we just went to all-you-can-eat Indian and I had to take a massive dump.

Did you bomb Hiroshima?

-I bombed the FUCK out of Hiroshima.

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