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"My girl loves it when my bone piece is slippery and wet"
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An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.
Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!
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Blue Bone is a british Slang Term. The equivalent of the american Slang term for Blue Balls. The term originates in Great Britain an is mainly used in Brothel's &Gentleman's Clubs. It can also be used in the occasional cheeky joke. On average 8 out of 10 men will experience blue bone daily worldwide, mainly from not being able to deal with the situation once it rises. Sadly if you dont want that blue bone you'll have to pay your Lady of the Night, or have a Partner.
That damn milf teased his wanker all night long but wouldn't shag him....awwe man did he have the worst case of blue bone. Poor mate, he was absolutely gutted.
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To take the bones from chicken wings served at a fast food resteraunt and dump them in the restroom toilet , followed by taking a dump creating a filter for only liquid to pass with solids remaining.
Put all your bones together guys, I'm gonna bone up the shitter before we leave.
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A term first used by Rapper "EstyleZ EsZ " mixing the term "bad" ( which means good,pretty ..Like "Bad Bitch" for example..) & the terms Yellow/red bone (a term referring to a Very Attractive Female's skin tone) in this case she's "bad" beyond skin tone (ex: She's "bad to the bone" )
She's a Bad bone ...body on Goddess
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When you are just fucking the shit out of some ham
Damn jack, during thanksgiving I was ham boning the shit out of the ham
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A winter's bone is a sexual act in which the giver enters the talent from behind while holding a snowball (connoisseurs prefer one composed of lightly-packed, freshly-fallen Park City snow) against the small of the partner's back. Body heat will cause the snowball to melt, and the ice cold water will trickle down to where the deal is being done. For an increased degree of difficulty, the producer can forgo the snowball and plunge his junk into a snow bank after several thrusts for the same chilling effect. Real pros know the perfect count is seven thrusts between dips in the snowpack, one thrust for each desired distributor (Searchlight, Lionsgate, Focus, Summit, Weinstein, Overture, Apparition), and will call the distribs out in order while plowing away, hinting at the kind of gratifying release only over-worked and under-sexed acquisitions executives and sales agent can fully appreciate.
For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
After sitting through Welcome to the Rileys, Teenage Paparazzo, happythankyoumoreplease and The Imperialists Are Still Alive! in one afternoon, it was only the winter's bone with the hostess from High West Saloon after the Joan Jett concert that made it a day worth having gotten out of bed for.
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