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You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
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The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
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time taken when mountain biking to smoke pot
Hey Raeqwon, I'm gonna take a Mountain Biker Water Break quick.
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a quote made by me, because it's the truth
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
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When a baby is conceived out of anger or disatisfaction with the reason to remain in a current long lasting relationship instead of letting the male figure go out and mate with another female.
Robert and I took a break from our long relationship and we already have a kid. He is seeing some new girl that I just heard about and I told him that I was having another baby. It was a make it or break it baby.
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(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.
Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".
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1. Having sex
Term originated from Brandon Davies, who was suspended from BYU for breaking its strict honor code which prohibits pre-marital sex.
Eric: Damn, Matt, you and Jenny were breaking the BYU honor code all night...
Matt: I know! She's such a nympho!
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