When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off
Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh
Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight
The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig
Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig
Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)
I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.
the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.
canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."
A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.
Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.