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Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style February 21, 2007

82๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


COLD SALMON (faj)

Someone who is fridgid and wont do anything with their bitch.

Faj, AKA... Derek Rempel

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stone Cold Steve Austin

A fucking badass speech writer of 1996 and the only redneck of wwe

Stone cold steve austin will whip some ass

by Shrek 01 November 9, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

by LaIrlandesa March 6, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


cold shooting some hoop

Injecting into your arm with a needle heroin that has been disolved in water without boiling it.

From:

Cold Shot = Heroin disolved in water without boiling

Hoop = Slang for heroin

Lyrics from Dynamite Hack's song Boys In The Hood:

"Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A."

by Gary W. February 21, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


stone cold bi-atch

An extremely snooty, self-centered, superficial, girl. Most commonly associated with the "popular" crowd (aka a bunch of other scb's).

Dude 1: Delaney is such a stone cold bi-atch.

Dude 2: Indeed.

by El Tipo November 17, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot and cold running blowjobs

n. The greatest thing that can possibly be imagined. The pinnacle or ideal.

The customer keeps asking for more and more features in our product. Pretty soon they'll be asking for hot and cold running blowjobs!

by SkidMarkyMark August 11, 2006

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