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When your so tired you pass out but your partner still goes ahead with the act of sex.
Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!
The act of a person giving stimulation or being used for stimulation by five penises/phallic objects.
Usually achieved by having the "angel" focus on simultaneously jerking dicks in each hand, while the pussy, ass, and mouth are fucked.
We were all taking turns banging this one chick. But then all of a sudden she flips herself into doggy and grabs flanking cocks and ask for a john in her mouth.
As soon as every orifice was filled she started glowing with a horny light like an angel.
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A "peer editor" sitting at his computer who refuses to publish a witty and relevant definition onto Urban Dictionary despite the fact that when the word is used by its author on a daily basis, it is well received and appreciated.
That urban dick refused to publish my kick ass definition on Urban Dictionary again!
The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
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