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May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Act as dry as much as you can to your friends and close ones. Just as long as you represent your way of acting dry.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry??
Jim: act dry day.
Chrysler: k.
You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus
Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day
When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".
Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.
A loser with no friend whatsoever
Person 1: That guy is such a dry peanutbutter jar
Person 1: you suck
Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar
When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
A dry patch is a wet patch but when you’re high you say dry patch without knowing it
1st person Yo dude there’s a dry patch over there !!!
2nd person; yoooo that’s a wet patch you fucking mongrel