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A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.
The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’
Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’
Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
Occurance in which an adult male and a teenage girl have a consenting sexual relationship and the teenage girl is under the age of majority
The man involved in the Lolita Effect is considered a criminal by virtue of the fact that he has carnal knowledge of a girl who is legally considered too young to have sex.
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The inexplicable reason for that raging erection you get at 2 AM that just won't die
Omar walked into the room late one night, and I got a boner for over twenty minutes. It must have been the carbanaro effect.
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The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.
I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.
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When because of recent use, a little goes a long way. Usually referred to when re-gaining an alcohol buzz. (If you shampoo your hair and ever "repeat", you know how just a tiny bit of shampoo will cause instant lather? that's the shampoo effect)
I had so much to drink last night, all it took was one beer this morning to get me buzzed again, gotta love the shampoo effect!
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a wrong way to describe giving a handjob... will result in your dick getting slapped right on the head... causing you to cry
guy: 'how bout a handjob?'
girl: 'i dunno, how do you do it?'
guy: *unzips his pants* just take it in your hand and act like its a ketchup bottle
girl: ketchup? *grabs hold of wang*
guy: *nods*
girl: *wails on his junk*
guy: *cries really loud*
guy: fuck using the ketchup effect!
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A phenomenon common the men wearing hip waders or chest waders. The rubbing of the waders in the groin during movement causes an erection to develop - the wader effect. Further stimulation can cause an ejaculation (supreme wader effect) and the semen will run down the outside shaft of the hip wader; this sometimes left to dry as a trophy. When the supreme wader effect happens in chest waders, the semen is trapped inside the wader and needs to be cleaned up. Some men wear waders for the purpose of creating the wader effect.
The amateur fisherman suffered from the wader effect and had to go into the bushes to relieve the tension while his fishing buddies laughed at him and called him “boner”.
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