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my answer to every question i am asked by an adult
person: whats your name
me: jesus on a stick
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"Eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus" (Convoy, CW McCall)
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Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.
“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”
“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”
“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”
”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”
”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”
”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”
”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
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sandles or open toes shoes worn by the liberal losers you see in most health food stores. the ironic thing is they rarely beleive in god or jesus but instead think a tree will have all the answers for them
Dude! did you see that nasty hippie with the jesus cleats. She was so dirty i thought she was wearing combat boots.
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A black man who has excelled in his proffession. Who stands peerless in a competative field. Who others of his race see as an inspirational figure. The literal connotations applies to that mans ability to come through in the clutch, or distinguish himself at the highest level.
Typically used to describe Micheal Jordan. Also used in reference to Jessie Owens and Carl Lewis.
Asked who Alan Iversen idolized growing up he replied, "Yo, there's only one, son. Micheal Jordan...Black Jesus."
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despite the fact that it is a slang word for semen or jizz. jesus milk is not used as a describing word or a noun. It is used as an exclamation to vent anger or frustration.
a lot like "oh shit", or "oh damn"
guy playing foosball rebounds a shot from the goalie into the goal.
"Ohhhh Jesus milk!!" i almost got by with that one
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