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friends with risks

1.The opposite of "friends with benefits". 2. When you need to visit the STD clinic shortly after hanging out with your friends. 3. Typically, what happens when the risks of your friendship outweigh the "benefits". 4. People that actually think the "benefit" in a friendship is your ability to have sex with them.

Kim:" What's up with Dave? He hasn't been around for a few days."
Carla: " I guess he took the hint. I turned him down the other night. He kept pulling at my clothes while we were watching a Twilight movie. That's ok, I'm tired of friends with risks anyway!"

by Dee Sember December 4, 2010

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Distant Friends

When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.

You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends

by the truth111 February 8, 2011

54๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

by heylookatthat December 25, 2014

10465๐Ÿ‘ 6510๐Ÿ‘Ž


re-friend

To re-establish friendship between long lost or old friends who you haven't seen or talked to over many years.

Social networks are awesome for re-friending!

by JDLC April 2, 2010

42๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friend Card

Bull crap that was made up to make your friends feel guilty.

David: I'm pullin the friend card on you man

Justin: The friend card is bull crap you made to make me feel guilty.

by Blahclsjdfl October 26, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


friend digger

A person who steals people's friends for no apparent reason. Usually this happens when the friend digger has no friends herself, or when her close circle of friends are experimenting with different things. She will turn to a younger audience of people, and steal primarily from a sibling or close friend. Some people are dragged in through trickery that the friend digger uses.

Becca is such a friend digger, she always has to go and steal people's friends because she doesn't have any of her own.

by Belle Rain Water August 1, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Soul Friend

Friends that stick with each other for life, through thick and thin. Friends that would die for each other. It's like Soul Mates but not as cheesy.

Aneesa is my soul friend.

by Vuzilla August 22, 2013

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