Harry Potter

Just a dude who is responsible for killing Voldy and he’s dating Draco Malfoy.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! Did you see Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy?! Such a cute couple!

Person 2: OH MY GOSH! YES DRARRY IS THE BEST SHIP EVER! DEFINITELY MY OTP

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max harris

max harris is a pussy magnet but the only problem is that the women are unconsciouse and dont give consent to anthing. max typicaly has a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small small tiny floppy flat penis

max has no friends and is very bad at sports, he doesnt enjoy them.

person one(lyndon) max why did u quit footbal
max i want to kill myself

max harris here no one cares

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Charlotte+Harry

The perfect couple that would work well . If you no a charlotte if you are a harry you should date you two could be realy happy couple 4 kids would be a good number for you.

Charlotte+Harry are perfect together

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Harry McKnight

To go for a Poo!!, ie: sh*te

I need to to a large Harry McKnight

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harry dabs

crabs (cockney rhyming-slang)

that bitch i shagged last night gave me harry dabs

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Harry-Hermione

A term using characters' names from the popular books Harry Potter to describe a secret, unknown sexual favor; Made up as you go along.

"I promised Mike I'd give him a Harry-Hermione."
"Have you decided what that is yet?"
"Hahaha. NO."

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Harry Potter

A horrible book written by Yo Momma
But thanks to a group of talented directors, the movies were pretty 1337

Me: The Harry Potter books are gay.

Some fucking cunt: Have you even read them?

Me: ....STFU

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