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I just have really high standards

when someone denies u cuz ur not good enough

Guy: "hey wanna go out sometime?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "is it cuz im ugly?"
Girl "na i just have really high standards"

by Da Saint June 28, 2004

81๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 9, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I have to get my prescriptions refilled

1) An unfortunate situation when a man has finally worked enough hours in his job setting to receive 2 weeks worth of vacation time to bang his wife on a tropical island. While in Fiji, he realizes his bottle of Klonopin is empty and exclaims, "OH SHIT! I HAVE TO GET MY PRESCRIPTIONS REFILLED!"

2) Stoner/Pill Popper code indicating that an individual has run out, or is almost depleted of a narcotic that they possess(ed) and are seeking to replenish their supply.

person 1: "I can't believe you smoked your entire brick!"
person 2: "Yea, I have to get my prescriptions refilled."

by sux0r September 25, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

by Rpg July 24, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

by Adrian June 2, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


i have no words to use so...

I have no words to do definitions for,
so I did this one.

Bo.

by person yo-yo September 23, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


I just have really high standards

What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.

"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"

by kaly June 28, 2004

105๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž