when someone denies u cuz ur not good enough
Guy: "hey wanna go out sometime?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "is it cuz im ugly?"
Girl "na i just have really high standards"
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A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.
Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?
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1) An unfortunate situation when a man has finally worked enough hours in his job setting to receive 2 weeks worth of vacation time to bang his wife on a tropical island. While in Fiji, he realizes his bottle of Klonopin is empty and exclaims, "OH SHIT! I HAVE TO GET MY PRESCRIPTIONS REFILLED!"
2) Stoner/Pill Popper code indicating that an individual has run out, or is almost depleted of a narcotic that they possess(ed) and are seeking to replenish their supply.
person 1: "I can't believe you smoked your entire brick!"
person 2: "Yea, I have to get my prescriptions refilled."
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A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."
Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
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You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet
Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(
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I have no words to do definitions for,
so I did this one.
Bo.
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What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"
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