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When a male jerks off in his own hand, then slaps it across his lovers face.
Tom didn't know why jane always begged for a hot tosca.
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Hot sauce, also known as chili or pepper sauce, is a sauce commonly made with spicy peppers and spices. It is great on titties and chicken.
I told the waiter I want hot sauce on my chicken.
I told her turn around and I put hot sauce on her tits.
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A Hot Ernie is when you take a dump in someone's pillowcase right before they go to bed.
Sab: Awe man, I went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. I looked in and found someone deficated in there.
Grimm: Dude, someone took a crap in your pillowcase?
Pat: Hahaha, you got a Hot Ernie
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Forcibly inserting feces into your girlfriend's vagina to use as a lubricant.
She was so dry that we had to give her the Hot Doug if we wanted to bump uglies
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When a male drops a steaming duker on across a female's chest (making a shit bridge over her tits (left nipple to right nipple)). After defacating, the male slides his penis between the breasts (usually accompanied by lubricant). The female then leans up and sucks on the head of the penis while it is in between her breasts, occasionally taking a nice taste or bite (if you will) of the wonderous log that the guy steamrolled on her chest.
I walked in on my mom being hot karla'd by my dad. It was very erotic, and smelled horrible.
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A pretty & often beautiful girl, also known as a cool girl.
my hot babe rapes!
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Generally a Hot Wife is a married woman who makes herself sexually available to other men, often with her husband's knowledge and consent. However, there is a fast growing "segment" of Hot Wives who enjoy being sexually available to other men without their husbands' knowledge or consent. Many wear very revealing clothing, flirt outrageously with their husbands present, and generally, revel in the intense attention they get from (and give) other men.
As a Hot Wife, Alexis loves wear highly revealing clothing and letting other men know that, although she is married, she is available.
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