Someone who stills lives in a human behavior dorm room their mother comes to visit every weekend, and always will. Someone that doesn't realize not everybody is a human behavior student or a human behavior teacher in a human behavior lecture hall.
Some people dropped out of human behavior school a long time ago, and they told the human behavior student and the human behavior teacher both to kiss their ass!
A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers
The human condom just beat a flying dragon
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.
Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.
“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”
“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already”
When your main bitch bails on you before a date when they agreed to do your makeup, sealing your fate like the surgeon in this popular film sealed one mouth to one rectum.
Brethany: hey r u on ur way? ;)
Anicunt: gurrrrrrl, I cant make it beeeech. Y’all gotta do yo own make up 2nite
Brethany: (to herself) damn that bitch is human centipeding me :(
whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
A stiched-together chain of people ass to mouth usually against one's will.
The doctor stiches us into a human cetepede.