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When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!
After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.
Mouth to shoe
Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"
"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."
A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.
«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»
«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»
Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.
Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
when u step on someones shoe from behind
Eli: “ha! i just shoed you!”
Olivia: “hey! stop shoe-ing me.”
An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.
I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.
Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.
I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.