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Jerk off

The act of eating beef jerkey

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?

by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022


Jerk off

Something men and even women (mainly middle/high schoolers and even young adults) do when they’re sad, lonely, horny af, or just want to feed the geese.

Goodnight bro, see you tomorrow, boutta go jerk off.

by Stickytipbro March 16, 2023


jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023


Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.

Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”

by December 11, 2021


jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020


Jerk around

To screw around/procrastinate.

You go to the park to jerk around before leaving because your bored.

by Slack and wack April 9, 2024


National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 15, 2024