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When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.
The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.
When you make music with your homies while jerking off
Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet
Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session
When a gay guy jizz's its called skittle jizz "Taste the Rainbow Bitch".
You wanna taste this Skittle Jizz come and get it.
When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes
Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"
When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz
Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks
When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.
Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.