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1.A lude sexual act where a man has sex(doggie style most likely) with a female wearing a snorkel, with her head in the bowl of a toilet. This term can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or any combination of the three.
The man steve-johned that girl!
or Shut up before I steve-john you!
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When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.
Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!
Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.
Alex: Yeah so?
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Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?
Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
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The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.
Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
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Is a person who is really fucking amazing has a huge cock. Because of having such a huge cock women love to be around him.
My boyfriend is such a John Inman
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John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.
I love how John Taylor is so good with those kids, he is perfect.
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