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When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.
"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."
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One of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. It speaks for itself.
It is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.
It is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: "Do not disrespect your elders."
To sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.
Little Timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. "HAHA you stupid ass stupid butt douche ass."
The stranger approached little Timmy, calm, and said, "Why little boy, do you know what day it is?"
Confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, "No, what?"
The stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, "KICK A LITTLE KID DAY!!!" as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.
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A colourful practice that has increasingly common during Zoom calls in the pandemic. Some people find it helps to relieve their lockdown stress, and take solace in the freedoms that would get them fired under normal circumstances.
Just make sure that your camera's not on.
Moderator: Your camera is shaking - what are you up to?
Jeffrey Toobin: Just "kicking my shoes off"...
Moderator: "Kicking your shoes off?"...
A sarcastic remark about a party hinting that it is a few bros sitting back drinking beer, but in reality it is a large gathering of individuals that partake in an absolute rager party where massive amounts of alcohol are consumed and everyone has one single goal, to become absolutely wasted. These parties normally contain some variety of jungle-juice and are known for people to black-out. The gathering is absolutely insanity to the point where random things appear that are not expected (i.e. zoo animals). These parties are normally so full that it is impossible to move around.
Person 1: Did you do anything fun last night?
Person 2: I went to Dylan's house, it was pretty chill. We just had a low-key kick back.
Person 1: Nice, dude sounds relaxing.
Person 2: I guess you could say that.
this is a sexual youthanism made up by my friend jay but now everyone in town and school uses it.
He had an unripe banana for lunch so spat it out and drop-kicked it causing a suspicous white mess on his shoe. After trying to explain it, jay and eventually other use "drop-kick a banana" as referance to anything sexual involving both a penis and a foot.
Jay never ate a banana again
rhiannon drop-kicked her boyfrieds banana last night.
amber is going to drop-kick a banana.
alana loves drop-kicking bananas.
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When u get to kick any male on the dick
Hey man *kick dick* it’s kick dick day
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When Gingers and Blondes get revenge and kick brunettes until they surrender and promise never to kick another blonde or ginger. Kick a brunette day is November 25th
kick a brunette day is one of those days like kick a ginger day or kick a blonde day
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